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Cock Breakfast 

When you wake up in the morning, notice your boyfriend has a morning wood, and you take full advantage of the situation by giving him head; ultimately swallowing his cum 'for breakfast'.
Man, I woke up this morning with one hell of a morning wood. My girlfriend saw my crotch when I got out of bed, and the next thing I know, she asked me for a cock breakfast! It was fuckin' sweet.
Cock Breakfast by NavelBoy August 31, 2014
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cock breakfast 

like breakfast. only with cock
"we have no money left"
"hmm, i guess we'll have to have a cock breakfast"
cock breakfast by kiwi42 November 16, 2011

Cockbreakfast 

A derogatory term implying that someone prefers to suck cock rather than eat breakfast.
Adam, you're such a cockbreakfast!
Cockbreakfast by Grogface February 18, 2009