Cheap as Chicken Share definition Flag When something is so ridiculously cheap that the only thing you can think to compare it to is chicken. Friend: Wow look at that hat, it's 95% off!You: Man! That's cheap as chicken!! Cheap as Chicken by Charliecat1998 February 8, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Cheap as Chicken mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch