Cat Quaker 

A slang term for a bruised vagina a.k.a. Blue waffle or bruised pussy

Savannah is a cat Quaker

Cat Quaker by Turtleboi07 May 10, 2014

catquake 

(Noun) When you and your cat are sitting on the couch and it does that thing where it shakes a whole bunch, causing the couch to vibrate such that it feels like an earthquake.

I totally panicked when I thought I felt an earthquake, turns out it was just a catquake.

catquake by ComebackKid989 July 7, 2017