Cancer Nugget
Every once in a while in pollution-drenched third world nations a chicken mcnugget is created containing hazardous waste before it is frozen and sent to the USA.
These nuggets glow in the dark and are said to have healing powers if shot through a particle accelerator and drenched in sodium hydroxide.
These nuggets glow in the dark and are said to have healing powers if shot through a particle accelerator and drenched in sodium hydroxide.
I ate a cancer nugget and now my stomach is more full of tumors than Shaq after a plateful of double cheeseburgers.
Cancer Nugget by Styxhexenhammer December 13, 2009
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