Breezilitis

A psychological disorder in which young white males develop deep aspirations to emulate the life of Musician Chris Brown (aka Chris Breezy). Serious onset can result in symptoms of: lost sense of reality and physical injuries resulting from intense acrobatic dance moves.

Hey Doug, do you want to go to a movie tonight?

Nah man, I have a break dance lesson at 7 and then I'm going snapback shopping.

Dude, you should really see someone, I think you have Breezilitis.