Bonespurred 

Verb: The attempt to get out of something unpleasant, Usually by lying , crying wolf or, faking injury. Draft Dodger.

He bonespurred his way out of taking out the garbage. He bonespurred his way out of the military draft.

Bonespurred by Bone Spurz October 20, 2019

Bonespured

{the cowardly act of avoiding a unpleasant task or job}

{He bonespured his way out of Vietnam}

Bonespured by Bone Spurz October 15, 2019