Beauchaning

The popular technique for a pie eating contest. Involving the action of slamming your whole face into the pie and stick out your tongue and use it to pull the pieces of the pie into your mouth.

Billy Bob was really beauchaning the shit out of that pie, he should have won.

I really beauchaned that pizza last night, now my stomach hurts. :(

Reference EHow.

Beauchaning by BeauchaningChamp July 29, 2011

Beauchamping 

The art of not giving a fuck during your last days at work.

I see you are beauchamping your last week at the office.

Beauchamping by Theshorttimer September 13, 2019

Beauchamping 

Beauchamping the act of going to a retarded school which should be labelled as a prison.

Person 1:'Are you beauchamping?'
Person 2:'Yeah i am sadly'

Beauchamping by A local retard January 22, 2020