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Batty Mick 

Batty Mick

Generic computer virus/fungal infection. Remove with caution and lock your doors. After infection: re-install all your security programs, buy a new firewall, change Skype number, change messenger account details and lock up your wife.
Batty Mick otherwise known as: w32.battymick.a deletes firewall, antivirus, spyware detection and gains access to your email accounts for your wife / girlfriends email / vital statistics, phone No. etc.
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Battylick 

To flick a friends buttock in order to cause a stinging pain. This is a skill perfected by using your index finger and middle finger in a fast flicking motion.
"Look at David bending over, go over and give him a Battylick."
Battylick by Rasta Glenn June 22, 2018