Bacon rose 

This defines the female organ known as the vagina.

Hey honey, am I lucky tonight? Yes baby, you will have full access to my bacon rose

Bacon rose by mewm December 13, 2012

baconropes

Baconropes are attached to the Gluteus Pricycle which is located just below the spine which is the same as the spine on a book, except the spine on a book is usually attached to the pages with glue whereas a spine spine (as in a spine, not a spine) is in fact attached to the rest of the body with skin tissue, otherwise known as Ewww (technical name). Within the skin tissue are located a number of organs, the same type which can be found in a large church. If you play the internal organs in b flat you will find that you will undoubtedly shit yourself.

Ouch, Pricey t-bagged me when I wasn't expecting it and I pulled both of my baconropes.

baconropes by Max the milkman January 17, 2009