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myspace whore 

A myspace whore is an individual genrally of 'emo' music styling who likes to constantly promote themself, their favorite bands and their sytle(or lack of) through the website Myspace.
A myspace whore genrally will have atleast a few of these characteristics: Black dyed short spikey hair, swept fringes, flesh tunnels, exreamly tight black and or retro clothing, bumper type trainers, mp3players on constantly, likes emo/screamo/hardcore/post hardcore music.
myspace whore by Bobzillamon December 28, 2005
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myspace whore 

someone who post comments on video just to try and get more friends
Damn i hate it when jenny get myspace whore ish.
myspace whore by Dakota W. August 19, 2008

myspace whore  

someone who spends more than fifty percent of their day on myspace. Thinking that there is no other joy in life.
Shane :"Alyssa was on myspace all yesterday. Is she a ...?
Adam: " I know she is such a myspace whore isn't she? ."
myspace whore by mada512 January 11, 2008

myspace whore 

A sociopath who lives for myspace, updating her profile and waiting for comments by the minute. Or a Huge whore who posts pictures to sell herself online, especially on band sites because she's hoping to get all the lame freaky old emo guys to sleep with her cause they have nothing else to do than meet up with here.
Mom: ru on the internet again? u shouldn't be such a myspace whore!
Myspace Whore: Duh? I had to add my slutty pictures of myself so that all the hott internet 40-year-olds can look at me.
Mom: We're calling "To Catch a Predator"
Myspace Whore: F*** u! I love my boys!

MySpace Whore 

Okay, so there have been countless number of posts on this phrase. Most of them have been negative.
Myspace whores do have real friends, they choose to go on MySpace a lot. They expand their network by adding more people, and the more friends you have, the more 'superior' you are.
To some this is pathetic, to some this is a way to pass time and kill boredom.
We all don't want to be out all the time, it does rain.
And so what if they ask for picture comments, if they put the effort into taking a decent picture and editing it, what's wrong in expecting people to put half the effort back in and commenting it.
You people are only jelous because all your pictures have been taken with a shitty webcam and Photoshop can't make you look any more attractive than you are cos it's not possible.
So leave the people of MySpace alone, and on almost every 'MySpace whores' profile it does say somewhere;
I post a lot of bulletins. If you've got a problem, delete me.
Kid: OMFGZ GET A LIFE UR SUCH A MYSPACE WHORE
MW: Shut up. I can do what I want. If you have a problem with my bulletins or pictures, delete me.
Kid: Why don't you just kill yourself cos you've got no life?
MW: I do have a life. It's just it's raining today and none of my friends are out, so why should I be?
Kid: Oh.
MySpace Whore by Scottsuicide August 26, 2007

myspace whore 

A girl who uses myspace to flirt with many guys that she would like to "meet" *cough*HOOK UP WITH*cough*. She has never met any of them, and will constantly talk about the random guys she's meeting that could be a sick ass perv. She will have at least 3 guys that she wants to meet, and talks to all 3plus in one day.
"She's flirting with all these random guys on myspace; She's such a fucking myspace whore"
myspace whore by Alyssa S August 25, 2007

MySpace Whore 

an individual (usually but not exclusively a teenage girl) who typically post sexually provocative/revealing pictures on MySpace in order to get as much 'attention' as possible.
"Luke man you're fast turning into a MySpace Whore!"