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n00b:1 1uv m@c1n+05hes!!!
cool guy:i got a windows for $2000!!
better than that $6000 paper weight!!
cool guy:i got a windows for $2000!!
better than that $6000 paper weight!!
macintosh by strawberryclock July 25, 2008
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kid 1:hey i bought a computer!
kid 2:lets go check it out!
kid 2:lets play grand theft auto!
kid 1:uhmmmm....
kid 2:ohh. its a macintrash!
............moral of the story is: macintosh is gay!
kid 2:lets go check it out!
kid 2:lets play grand theft auto!
kid 1:uhmmmm....
kid 2:ohh. its a macintrash!
............moral of the story is: macintosh is gay!
MACINTOSH
short for Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
only used by fools who do not prefer the much better Windows
only used by fools who do not prefer the much better Windows
MACINTOSH by MACINT OSHIT January 23, 2009
Macintosh
Macintosh is the best type of computer available. It's often frowned upon by snooty PC enthusiasts who deem it useless and/or incapable of updating; however, it is now very easily updated. Also, Macs can run Windows, OS X, and Linux operating systems all at once! So there's no point in arguing that they can't use much software because they can run Windows applications. Also, they're faster, better in design, and simply more effective than your typical - or even your brand-new - PC.
The laptops are also stronger and have a much longer battery life.
The laptops are also stronger and have a much longer battery life.
Dude: Hey, I got this new PC and it's really cool! Glad I don't have a shitty Mac, cuz they have no programs.
Chick: Get out of the stone age, Macs have tons of programs and they're more efficient than any fuckin' PC. Get a Macintosh.
Dude: Stupid bitch! -shot-
Chick: Get out of the stone age, Macs have tons of programs and they're more efficient than any fuckin' PC. Get a Macintosh.
Dude: Stupid bitch! -shot-
Macintosh by boil ur head July 5, 2008
Macintosh
A computer made by Apple. They come in many flavors as in the Mac Pro, the Mac mini, the MacBook Pro and Air, and then the iMac and the iMac Pro. They usually cost around 1,000USD to 5,000USD, so it's better to buy them second-hand.
On intel Macs, you can install Linux or Windows on them.
On intel Macs, you can install Linux or Windows on them.
Person: "Did you see that new Macintosh? I think I might buy it."
Person 2: "Yeah you're better off getting that model of off eBay, It's way too expensive for what you get."
Person 2: "Yeah you're better off getting that model of off eBay, It's way too expensive for what you get."
Macintosh by TheInternetCar October 18, 2021
Macintosh
Also called Mac, it's an expensive paperweight, with a buggy OS called "Mac O-Eh Sex Leopard" that hangs all the time. It has a nice design, but the hardware is poor and the OS, as said earlier, is very buggy.
You can buy a PC with 800$.
You can buy a Mac with the same specs of a PC with 1000$ more!
Windows PWNS Mac OS!
And when Macs crash, the crash is caused by the OS and they just show "You need to restart the computer" in 4 languages.
When Windows crashes, the crash is caused by a 3rd party software or hardware and they help you solve their problem in their blue screen of death.
You can buy a PC with 800$.
You can buy a Mac with the same specs of a PC with 1000$ more!
Windows PWNS Mac OS!
And when Macs crash, the crash is caused by the OS and they just show "You need to restart the computer" in 4 languages.
When Windows crashes, the crash is caused by a 3rd party software or hardware and they help you solve their problem in their blue screen of death.
Macintosh by TheWindows7Guy January 27, 2009