don't it make my brown eye blue 

the bruising of the sphinkter as a result of getting fucked up the ass

Oh, Suzy, I know how you feel! Don't it make you brown eye blue when your honey fucks ya up the booty?

don't it make my brown eye blue by none of your fucking business November 17, 2003

make my brown eye blue 

to have the worst shit ever, usually after a nite of hard core debauchery. Making ur ass cry.

I just know this shit is going to make my brown eye blue.

make my brown eye blue by BIGSTRAP July 29, 2006

loosing hearing in my left eye

when you’re missing your significant other for an extended period of time

“omg i miss you sm, im loosing hearing in my left eye”

loosing hearing in my left eye by pickle tickle August 7, 2024

lose hearing in my left eye 

funny way to describe the fact you’re missing something or someone for an extended period of time.

“omg i miss you sm, im starting to lose hearing in my left eye”

lose hearing in my left eye by pickle tickle August 7, 2024

React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward 

React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward

React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward

React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry 

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth 

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden]/anybody.

Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010