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Athletic Ballsnatcher

When someone, usually over the age of 85, rides a bicycle and gets their nutsack stuck in the bicycle chain. It usually results in a painful yet hilarious removal of the scrotal skin from the oiled bike chain.
"Jack, did you see grandpa? Hes down the corner yelling help my nutsacks in the bike chain!" Looks like grandpa had an Athletic Ballsnatcher.

athletic sun 

A fashion line. Athletic Sun, it's more than a brand it's inspiration. The logo is a rising sun decorated in a bold and unique style. The designs are vivid colors, unique art symmetry amd recognizable international images. AthleticSun.com, features the online store front.
I want an Athletic Sun design.
athletic sun by Athletic Sun March 14, 2017

Athletic Scissors 

As a Paramedic, in Detroit, we had to take a past and present medical history of the patients.

We would ask about current medical conditions. Cardiac, Pulmonary/Breathing and Lung Conditions, Neurological Conditions like Strokes or Epilepsy and Seizures.

This last condition Epilepsy and Seizures when we would get the response usually from a bystander.

The response was always, Yeah he/she has Athletic Scissors.
Athletic Scissors by Jonny Redneck February 16, 2020

Athletic Republic

Sports training at it's finest. With a ratio of one trainer to 4-5 athletes, you get the perfect training you need for your specific sport. With treadmill, plyometrics, and weight lifting, you are guaranteed an improvement in your sport. A friendly environment for all ages.
Bob: Hey, have you heard of Athletic Republic? It's a great training program. My son loves it! He's much better at football now.
Bill: Oh yeah! I'll give it a shot!

athletic butt crack 

butt cracks having a wide range of ability, including normal to paralyzing digestive functions as well as the power to crush objects of all shapes and sizes.
Crystle was known to have the most athletic butt crack of the bunch, as evidenced by her ability to clear the room at a moment's notice.

Athletic Club Bilbao 

Spanish midtable racist football club in Bilbao Spain. Promotes racism and xenophobia whereby the club will only sign players who were born in the Basque or who learned their football skills at a Basque club.
Athletic Club Bilbao unwritten rule is shit as their fans.
Bilbao is Spain not Basque.
Long live Spain

athletic extremist 

someone who takes sports like its the end of the world and lashes out at people or has thoughts of murdering them for the smallest mistakes people on their team make
what the hell were you doing out there you werent doing anything!" "dont be an athletic extremist man chill"
athletic extremist by weathrguy August 17, 2010