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Loading the Trebuchet

Another of the thousands of euphemisms that describe male masterbation. The term comes from the act of loading a catapult like medieval weapon called a trebuchet which used counterweights, and mechanical advantage to hurl things long distances.
Sally caught Dave loading the trebuchet to a Britney Spears music video and immediately dumped him.
Loading the Trebuchet by Petrodono November 5, 2005

Breech loading 

The act of shoving a large amount of poop back into one's ass. May be used as torture, pleasure, or a method of passing time. May also be done alone, with a partner, or in large groups of self breech loading or mutual breech loading. May also use oneselves poop, the partners poop, or a combination of both people's poop.
"Bob" was bored one day. "Bob" took a massive dump. "Bob" caught his own poop in his hand and had breech loaded it back into his ass by the act of breech loading.

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Me: Loading...
Friend: STOP FUCKING TYPING THAT
Loading... by USER674318 September 15, 2019

Docking and Loading 

Inserting one penis into another, followed by ejaculation.
Thomas and Andrew were "Docking and loading."
Docking and Loading by Hackelo December 15, 2015

loading the dishwasher 

Well, I loaded the dishwasher six months ago and now she as big as a house.

Muzzle Loading 

The act of packing wasabi in one's urethra with a chopstick, often for money.
That dude passed out after muzzle loading at sushi, but he made $75.
Muzzle Loading by Meester K. August 12, 2014