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cuddly black guy 

overweight, jolly black man that you wouldn't mind cuddling with. (in a heterosexual way of course)
Ruben Studdard and Forest Whitaker are cuddly black guys. Imagine cuddling between them. Yummy!

Off-brand black guy 

This is a guy who is white but is in a black person's body. For example a black person that can't play basketball
Kingsley is so bad at basketball it's like he's an off-brand black guy

Trendy Black Guy 

A Trendy Black Guy is someone who wears Alife sneakers, A.P.C Jeans, loves BAPE etc. He usually hangs with others like himself and does "cool" things depending on what your definition of cool is. He frequently visits trendyblackguy.com to feed his ego and learn more about others like him as well.

Trendy Black Guys love girls with style too and will usually convert a girl, lacking in style, that they like to a Trendy version of her former self.
question: How do I become a Trendy Black Guy?
answer: Go to SoHo and shop in the all the boutiques!

you: Hey, that girl is cute but her style is lame!
me: No problem, as a Trendy Black Guy, I can change her to my liking

National Kiss A Black Guy Day

On April 12th every female should kiss a black guy because it’s National Kiss A Black Guy Day
The black guy is also allowed to grab some (ass) while being kissed
Yay it’s April 12th and I’m so excited for National Kiss A Black Guy Day

oh shit, a black guy

After a period of not seeing black people for a very long time, you see a black guy and exclaim "Oh shit, a Black guy!"
*Walking down the street and passing a black guy*
You: *turns to friend* "Oh shit, a black guy!"

ghetto black guy 

An African American guy who is obsessed with KFC and B-ball. They usually have an escalade with huge rims aka 32's. They talk super ghetto. Usually is smokin' a joint in front of a Mcdonalds, Wendys, Popeyes, KFC, and Taco Tell. Tyrone is their leader. Also they look for a career as a DJ.
Guy 1: Thhhuuuhhhhh, Wendys.
Guy 2: Hell nah kraka, kfc mah niggahh.

GUY 3: You be a "ghetto black guy" ya huuurrrd.
ghetto black guy by DJ Tyrone December 8, 2013