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Eat billy's ass day 

Eat billy's ass day is every june 26. Families and friends gather around to celebrate the day by actually eating billy's ass.
-Awww man, did you here it's june 26?
-Yup, you know what that means!
-Gotta eat billy's ass, because it's Eat billy's ass day!

National slap ur crushes ass day

You get to slap ur crushes ass
Me: *slaps crushes ass*

Crush: “why did you do that?”

Me: “I had to it’s December 5th national slap ur crushes ass day

National grab ass day August 15th 

A day you grab any and all ass
Wow he grabbed a lot of ass on national grab ass day August 15th

National slap "his/her" ass day

This is the day when you get to playfully slap the ass of your bestfriend of the opposite gender. That's where the his/her part comes from
Yo did you know tomorrow is national slap "his/her" ass day

national fuck your girlfriend's ass day 

Feb 13 is national fuck your girlfriend's ass day
Alexis, it's national fuck your girlfriend's ass day and I'm going to fuck the hell outta you

national beat your boyfriend ass day 

Today is the day ladies! ATTENTION all young men & old men today you MUST let your Girlfriend beat YOUR ass !! NO hitting , fighting , breaking up , silent treatment , or shooting !
Girl : who is that ?

Him : bae idk what you talking about !
* girl thinks and remember that today is “national beat your boyfriend ass day *
Girl : that’s alright ima beat yo ass

* gf attacks bf *