Commander-in-Chief

Someone who has completed The Pentagon and also became a Five Star General. ie. They have had heterosexual sex with a member of all five branches of the US military (thus completing The Pentagon) and homosexual sex with a member of all five branches (thus becoming a Five Star General).

"Last year he slept with all those guys to become a Five Star General. Now, he's halfway through The Pentagon and about to become the Commander-in-Chief"

Commander-in-Chief by TimmaC10 December 13, 2020

iCommander 

A sad follower of Apple who thinks he can control his entire world using Apple products.

He uses a different Apple product to manage each aspect of his life.

Typically the iCommander is weighed down when travelling with so many "extremely lightweight" Apple products that the sum of their weights means he has to pay excess baggage.

iPad, iPod, iPhone, MacBook, MacChicken etc....

The iCommander is a "FanBoy on steroids" always having more of and the very latest Apple toys than his peers in any iForce he belongs to.

iCommander by blackchurch November 12, 2010

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