The Morgue 

The bank.

It holds all of your 'Dead Presidents' (Money)... (past presidents that are dead are on the face of money)

See also 'casket'.

Woman: I just had to go to the morgue today.
Friend: Aww... who died?
Woman: No,No. I just had to cash my check.

The Morgue by SFB aka the hardcourt killa June 30, 2010

The Mortal Instruments 

A series of fantasy books written by Cassandra Clare.

The books are about a species called Shadowhunters who can't be seen by ordinary mundanes (humans) and destroy demons and rogue Downworlders. Downworlders are werewolves, vampires, faeries, warlocks, etc.

The main characters are Clary Fray, Jace Wayland and Simon Lewis.

Person 1: Have you got the new The Mortal Instruments book?
Person 2: Yeah, it's awesome!

The Mortal Instruments by FlushedToilet May 15, 2011

The Morgan Freeman Effect 

When you see a phrase related to a movie or TV show in text and you immediately hear the actors voice in your head as you read it.

Examples: "Hasta la Vista baby." "Say hello to my little friend." "Here's Johnny!" "Sickness must be purged."
The reason this is referred to as "The Morgan Freeman effect" is because Morgans voice is so distinct and ingrained in peoples memories that it is notoriously and extremely easy to recall when seeing his picture or reading a quote by him.

That phrase has The Morgan Freeman Effect.

The Morgan Freeman Effect by Mooglyshigglesbottoms June 30, 2017

spending the morning gold 

The first piss of the day.

I always begin my day by going to the toilet and spending the morning gold.

spending the morning gold by time-it August 21, 2010

The Morgan Freeman Theory

"The theory that everyone thinks and/or accepted that God looks like Morgan Freeman".

Used on the Colbert Report (reference to the movie Bruce Almighty)

I have recently fallen victim to The Morgan Freeman Theory

The Morgan Freeman Theory by JoeBee January 18, 2008

the mortal kombat 

Besides being a kick ass fighting game mortal kombat also refers to a state of intoxication.

After a long night of drinking your head droops down and starts to bobble around. Much like in mortal kombat moments before the game says FINISH HIM. In which the person falls over and passes out.

Joe: Yo check at Rich lol, he's got the mortal kombat going. Should we finish him?

Kev: DAM RIGHT

ANNOUNCER: FINISH HIM
Rich finishes one more shot hits the ground and passes out.

the mortal kombat by BECKDADDY62 February 12, 2010

wee hours of the morning

The time immediately after midnight.

The hours of the morning that morning wood is at its peak.

During the wee hours of the morning, throwing up, and covered in dirt, Impala recognized she no longer wanted to be in Zeta Phi Gamma.

Mom, I can't wait for the wee hours of the morning!!

wee hours of the morning by The Master of Musical Mayhem September 14, 2013