gunch 

Usually refering to vagina. This word can be used as a direct replacement for cunt, bush, pussy, beaver, etc.

The impact of the word can increased with the use of assonance.

"I'm gunch for lunch or brunch."

"I made her gunch cum so much I could have made gunch punch"

gunch by xLee May 13, 2005

Gunch 

A slang term for ejaculatory fluids, particularly sperm.

"What are you having for lunch?"
"Did you just say gunch?"
"Dude, gross."

Gunch by SmashBrother4 April 19, 2016

Gunch 

To strike, or be stuck in the testicals.

When Timmy piched the baseball at Fred, Fred swung too high and was gunched.

Gunch by Stuart Funk December 25, 2007

Gunch 

The worst of the worst. The lowest of the low. Absolute scum. Can be replaced with the phrase "Gunch Muncher".

"You're literal gunch, man."
"Shut up, you gunch muncher."

Gunch by coldfingers October 17, 2017

Gunch 

A penis that is incredibly long, yet very very thin.

Wow, that lad has a proper gunch on him.

Gunch by GunchMaster98 February 2, 2019

Gunch 

Collective noun- group of lesbians

The gunch were having so much fun!

Gunch by Lasagne August 20, 2013

Gunch 

aka Guy Lunch; When the guys in the office get together for lunch. Typically at a Sports Bar or Hooters or pretty much anywhere that serves beer and wings.

Clay: Hey, what are you doing for lunch?
Dannon: No plans...gunch?
Clay: Gunch!
Dannon: Let's do it!

Gunch by KingD1234 July 22, 2011