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Chance the Slapper

A highly evolved human being physically & emotionally that sells at an abnormally high level in comparison to his peers.
Bro, this month I’m gonna pull a “Chance the SLAPPERall over your ass!

The Nut Slapper 

During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.
Oh man I got my nuts slapped by The Nut Slapper again!
The Nut Slapper by TheNutSlapper December 18, 2022

snapped by the man 

Check those fools, they are "getting snapped by the man".
snapped by the man by Jim Morr September 14, 2003