practice making babies 

sexual intercourse without the intent of pregnancy

Guy 1: Damn Tanya's so freaking hot. I want to make babies with here.
Guy 2: No man, you don't want to get her to get the pregs, just practice making babies with her.

practice making babies by Cup O Noodles October 27, 2008

Practice Noob 

Someone that is used for practice in a video game, that isn't good at that said video game.

Walshy: Victory and Mackeo were my practice noobs.

Practice Noob by i_pk_pjers_i September 10, 2009

Practice Push

A practice push is when you need to do a large fart, e.g. in a farting competition, and you're not sure if the next fart will take you over the limit into a full blown poo. To perform a practice push you squeeze a fart until it is just about to be released and then relax. If a poo is imminent, then there will be bowel movements and you will feel the poo coming. This gives you just enough time to rush to the nearest loo, which you wouldn't have had the time for if you just attempted to unleash the fart straight away.

"I'm going to win this farting competition right here, right now."
"Are you sure you can release without crapping yourself like last time?"
"Yes, i've had several practice pushes, i think i'm safe."

Practice Push by Holyoake July 7, 2008

practice player 

Someone who looks good in practice but sucks in games.

Jon: yo did you see Jerry at practice today? He was sick!

Jake: yea but he's a practice player.

Jon: true.

practice player by Seanyboy103 November 8, 2013

Practice Poke 

The act of frivolous fornication with an unfortunate-looking girl to prepare you for more pleasurable, longer-lasting sex with a hot girl later in the night.

"Hello, could I practice poke you?"

"Ey Bob, I totally just practice-poked Betty."

Practice Poke by i81u812didn'tu? January 31, 2009

Practice Champ

Someone who always out does everyone else at pratice. Always has to beat everyone else and win.

There goes Dro again being the practice champ.

Why does Tim always have to run faster than us on workouts? Because he is practice champ.

Practice Champ by drunk turtle September 30, 2014

Practice ass 

A women used by a man to perfect sexual skills.

Whenever my girlfriend is not around I use Cammie as a practice ass to improve my sexual abilities.

Practice ass by TheOneDragon May 17, 2010