California chocolate bar 

The act of melting chocolate and inserting it anally then ejaculating into the anus pulling out the mixture with remnants of feces and freezing the mixture in a box shape and eating when frozen

Yeah I gave Jenny a California chocolate bar last night it should be frozen by now.

California chocolate bar by American sadass June 13, 2018

Alaskan chocolate bar 

When you shit in a rectangular mold and freeze it then forcefully shove it in your girlfriends mouth

“Bro I just made an Alaskan chocolate bar, wanna try it”

Alaskan chocolate bar by Tiny pickle April 1, 2022

grabbing a chocolate bar 

at a bar, going up to a random girl and asking her for sexual favors.

if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.

grabbing a chocolate bar by Uncle Dimma January 3, 2014

hershey's chocolate bar 

Eating out a man while he shits.

Yo dawg, I just gave Jon a hershey's chocolate bar!

hershey's chocolate bar by dustin wachachoco October 29, 2007

Milky Way Chocolate Bar

A blow job where the penis is covered in chocolate (or feces).

Joe wanted a Milky Way Chocolate bar, but I told him I'd only do it with chocolate.

Milky Way Chocolate Bar by Girl Sexy January 9, 2009

Glazed chocolate bar 

When you fuck a girl in the ass and cum then she takes a shit and it comes out covered in cum

I was constipated but Charlie gave me a glazed chocolate bar

Glazed chocolate bar by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020

Glazed chocolate bar 

When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut

I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed

Glazed chocolate bar by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020