balls in a salad shooter 

Same expression as balls in a vice-grip

I have been given the opportunity to go out with a cheerleader, but my girlfriend found out, looks like they really have my balls in a salad shooter.

balls in a salad shooter by The Dalai Llama November 22, 2003

Playing a first person shooter 

A euphemism for male masturbation, used in Robin Williams' standup comedy.

I spent five hours playing a first person shooter last night

Playing a first person shooter by That Dude In The Corner June 20, 2010