Vladgasm

VladGASM is the feeling when you rip a BONG full of fresh dank Nutmeg.
After you and your bestfriend killed the Bong of Megnut.
After you hit the Megnut bong and see your Nutella jar.
Spread Nutella or other spicy organic natural sandwich fillings on your ween.
Admire eachother and take lot of photos for your next girlfriend
Taking lots of photos of your creamed ween to make a waterfall appear in someones WIfe's panties.

A: "Yesterday I smashed Nutmeg Bong."
B: "did you covered yourself in Nutella?"
A: "HELL YEAH."
B:"......"
A: "Next time I need some fresh Mustard to get me covered."
B:" I will bring the Mustard!"
A,B:*VLADGASM*

Vladgasm by VladGASM April 16, 2020

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Vladgasm

VladGASM is the feeling when you rip a BONG full of fresh dank Nutmeg.
After you and your bestfriend killed the Bong of Megnut.
After you hit the Megnut bong and see your Nutella jar.
Spread Nutella or other spicy organic natural sandwich fillings on your ween.
Admire eachother and take lot of photos for your next girlfriend
Taking lots of photos of your creamed ween to make a waterfall appear in someones WIfe's panties.

A: "Yesterday I smashed Nutmeg Bong."
B: "did you covered yourself in Nutella?"
A: "HELL YEAH."
B:"......"
A: "Next time I need some fresh Mustard to get me covered."
B:" I will bring the Mustard!"
A,B:*VLADGASM*

Vladgasm by VladGASM April 16, 2020

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VladGASM

VladGASM is the feeling when you rip a BONG full of fresh dank Nutmeg.
After you and your bestfriend killed the Bong of Megnut.
After you hit the Megnut bong and see your Nutella jar.
Spread Nutella or other spicy organic natural sandwich fillings on your ween.
Admire eachother and take lot of photos for your next girlfriend
Taking lots of photos of your creamed ween to make a waterfall appear in someones WIfe's panties.

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A: "Yesterday I smashed Nutmeg Bong."
B: "did you covered yourself in Nutella?"
A: "HELL YEAH."
B:"......"
A: "Next time I need some fresh Mustard to get me covered."
B:" I will bring the Mustard!"
A,B:*VLADGASM*

VladGASM by VladGASM April 16, 2020

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Vladgasm

VladGASM is the feeling when you rip a BONG full of fresh dank Nutmeg.
After you and your bestfriend killed the Bong of Megnut.
After you hit the Megnut bong and see your Nutella jar.
Spread Nutella or other spicy organic natural sandwich fillings on your ween.
Admire eachother and take lot of photos for your next girlfriend
Taking lots of photos of your creamed ween to make a waterfall appear in someones WIfe's panties.

A: "Yesterday I smashed Nutmeg Bong."
B: "did you covered yourself in Nutella?"
A: "HELL YEAH."
B:"......"
A: "Next time I need some fresh Mustard to get me covered."
B:" I will bring the Mustard!"
A,B:*VLADGASM*

Vladgasm by VladGASM April 16, 2020

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Vladasmear Poopin

The Vladasmear Poopin (vlad-a-smear poo-pin)

To masterbate (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, shit, crap etc.)
Sometimes refered to as the Adolf Shitler ( a-dolf shit-ler)

or the Shitler

Origin:
The Vladasmear Poopin is a masterbation technique that was founded on the South A sort asile of UPS in Horsham Pennsylvania during twilight shift (6pm-9:30pm). An employee, a rather odd fellow was struck with a bout of irritable syndrome. Knowing that he had no time to make it to the restroom he simply cupped his hand and did his best to contain his bowel movement. Previously during the evening he complained of stomach irritation from the consumption of tacos and hot sauce. Whilst having his hand full of feces he continued to the restroom where upon arrival he began to masterbate with the hand full of feces.

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Vladasmear Poopin by King Philly July 10, 2009

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