It’s not a Friday morning

“It’s not a Friday morning unless you’ve seen Bowie’s ass” referring to David Bowie’s China Girl video. Means that you can only have a friday morning if you’ve seen Bowie’s ass that day.

Ugh I’m so annoyed that it’s not a Friday morning.

It’s not a Friday morning by yoko ono March 28, 2019

[Techno] [Tuesday] [even] [though] [its] [Friday] 

When its Friday and you listen to techno music on YouTube all night. Usually techno Tuesday even though its Friday is sung in a certain way.

Bob: Hey Tod what did you do this friday? Tod: Oh, I pulled a techno tuesday even though its friday

[Techno] [Tuesday] [even] [though] [its] [Friday] by Flarkman383 May 25, 2010

Friday Fuck-Its 

The overwhelming sense of not giving a crap about the horrendous amount of work and deadlines you have simply because it's Friday.

M1 - "Hey man, you wanna duck out early and go play some disc golf?"
M2 - "Don't you have a big report due on Monday?"
M1 - "Yeah, but I've got a case of the Friday Fuck-Its. I won't get anything done anyway."

Friday Fuck-Its by Cyrano Cytoplasm January 4, 2009