Elijah Wood 

n.
An american actor who is most known for his role as Frodo in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. He has made appearances in films since (Sin City & Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

He is inexplicably forgotten by the general public, despite his hairy-footed constipated acting in LOTR.

"Dude! Have you seen the movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? Elijah Wood almost looks human!"

Elijah Wood by lyra August 29, 2005

Elijah Wood 

A magically gifted, yet disappointingly short penis, which, when burdened with the one cock-ring of power, handed down from the bearer's sketchy uncle, Dildo Faggins, turns invisible.

Looks like you're not the only one with Elijah Wood!

Elijah Wood by Sandy Highman, PHD July 22, 2011

Elijah Wood

When one gets excited about having an open seat next to them on an airplane or sporting event.

He got Elijah Wood when the plane took off and he could rest his laptop on the middle seat.

Elijah Wood by DoctorBoomerang July 9, 2026