late night closet freak Share definition Flag A lady who decides to be prude on the streets but when late night come, oh watch yo' bad self. Good thing your parents don't know she's a late night closet freak. late night closet freak by Mlewis February 15, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the late night closet freak mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch