Keeping it clean like a washing machine 

The act of staying drug and alcohol free.

"you want some weed?"

"nah man. Im keeping it clean like a washing machine"

Keeping it clean like a washing machine by Taylor RiceCakes January 2, 2010

Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore 

Term meaning "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN! THIS BITCH IS GONNA TELL ON YOU!" Its used usually when you and a good friend get into it. it means all the secrets you've shared she's gonna tell!

You're such a slut! Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore by skylarskank June 28, 2008