8-Bit Theater Share definition Flag A comic that's pretty damn shizzy when it dooesn't involve Thief tricking Black Mage. I hate Thief. Black Mage is the best freaking character in 8-bit theater, no question. 8-Bit Theater by Some Guy November 16, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the 8-Bit Theater mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch