Parkour Slave

A person who does parkour so much that parkour becomes the object of their adoration, and when they end up falling asleep, parkour is all they can think of, and dream about, as well as talk about in their everyday life.

Person 1: Dude, you're such a parkour slave.
Person 2: You're just jealous because you can't do a lazy vault.
Person 1: :(. You didn't have to bring that up.
Person 2: Noob.

Parkour Slave by PK 4 Me December 2, 2011

parkour-gy 

the act of having numerous sexual partners at once while preforming the urban act of parkour but dulled down to a bedroom version

my parkour skills have improved and my sex skills... time for a parkour-gy

parkour-gy by m.c. mikey mike May 8, 2011

Parkour Reborn 

Roblox game that i want to play but it isnt released yet and i have to pay 1000 robux to experience the Beta.

Guy 1: I cant wait for Parkour Reborn to release!
Guy 2: I know right!? The game looks so good comapred to the original!!
Guy 1: Yeah bro!!!

Parkour Reborn by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023

parkour nut

A great meme because I'm an idiot and posted a video of me online of me doing stupid things because I thought I was really cool at the time

Nice year 12 jersey, what does it say?
It says parkour nut and it means that when I was 12 I stupidly posted a video of myself on YouTube of me doing parkour that is sooooooooo cringey and I hate myself for it

parkour nut by Cuntkiller101 May 21, 2017

Parkour Harrison

A little boy who looks a lot like jake Paul that has an addiction to jumping from ledge to ledge, climbing buildings and saying it’s “legal”, trying very hard to get free knives on Instagram, and attempting to be hype-beast without paying.

Parkour Harrison died today in London

Parkour Harrison by Parkour Harrison’s Manager May 30, 2019

Parkour_Pupper 

The most slutiest, gayest, bottom in the chat, aka (the communal fuck toy) can be very elusive and rare, a real super needy pup slut, always needs to be fucked. As the name suggests he is constantly getting passed around, fucked silly, and treated like a puppy.
Thus the name Parkour_Pupper.

Damn, I really need a Parkour_Pupper right about now. Almost as horny as him.

Parkour_Pupper by Youwillneverknowwhomf August 12, 2023

Parkour Reborn 

A ROBLOX parkour game created by Hudzell starting in 2019 and a sequel to the original game Parkour.

Parkour Reborn is in alpha.

Parkour Reborn by zenAchilles January 23, 2024