Cane Rapist Share definition Flag One who dresses in an old timey way, ussually in a bowler derby hat, that looks like he is going to rape you. "Did you see Joe at the party?""Yeah, he looked like a cane rapist in that bowler derby hat!" Cane Rapist by Starsmoker July 17, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Cane Rapist mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch