Spontanehate 

Spontanehate combines spontaneity and hatred. It is a spontaneous, often unexpected expression of hatred. Spontanehate is mainly, but not exclusively, expressed verbally.

Tammy spontaneously began projecting her insecurities and misfortunes on her longtime friend Charlene:

Tammy quips, mean mugging Charlene intently, "You're so fat and ugly it's funny. I'll never know why your man wastes his big dick on a basic bitch like you."

Charlene calmly responds, "Don't spontanehate on me because you're poor, your man is gay, and your kids are illiterate."

Spontanehate by DonBIll July 10, 2015

spontaneitea 

Noun. German-South African informal.
A spontaneous meeting, typically between two friends, with the purpose of catching up on recent happenings in each other's lives, typically over a cup of tea or coffee, usually arranged no more than 6 hours prior to said meeting.

Hey Lance! It's been ages since we last met up. How about some spontaneitea this afternoon?

spontaneitea by Rendezvous Boy May 13, 2013