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Moultonborough, NH 

A small town located in the Lakes Region of New Hampshire. Home to an excessive number of unintelligent, wanna-be rednecks. Contains one high school in which 99% of the students have known each other since they were 5, and there is no such thing as personal issues, because within a week the entire school and the majority of the town will know. A town with less than 5,000 people, and 12 cops whose sole goal seems to be hounding the local teenage population. A place where everyone knows everyone (and probably slept with them at some point) and in the summer the the tourists outnumber the locals 10:1. Oh yea, it's fantastic.
Hey man, ever been up to Moultonborough, NH? No? Good, the cops there are douches and in the summer you'll wanna blow your brains out because of all the tourists.