swear to dale Share definition Flag A term rednecks use in place of "Swear to God" because rednecks consider Dale Earnhardt to be God. I swear to Dale if anyones gonna have sex with my sister it's gonna be me! swear to dale by Goob September 4, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the swear to dale mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch