narcilogue 

N. a manner of responding that does not acknowledge the importance of what is being said by the speaker by bringing the focus of the conversation back to his or her own interests; narcissistic dialogue. "I am really worried about this midterm." "I know, I had a midterm yesterday and I think I might have failed"

Person 1: "I am really worried about this midterm."

Person 2: "I know, I had a midterm yesterday and I think I might have failed."

Person 1: "Hey, we're talking about my problems here. Don't be such a narcilogue."

narcilogue by ChrisEndo November 3, 2014

narcinogens

a combination of narcotics and carcinogens... aka what you call smoking weed when you are too stoned to come up with the right word.

"Hey girl want to partake in some narcinogens tonight?"

narcinogens by Gregory, the Turtle March 28, 2009