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asseltov cocktail 

Sexual "move"
While having anal sex with your partner you urinate into their ass, then plug their asshole with a rag and light it on fire
Its a Molotov cocktail except the container is a persons anus and the fluid is urine, hence asseltov cocktail
asseltov cocktail by coyote123 September 1, 2011

asseltoe 

When an ass is smashed together through clenching or excessive back fat....predominantly by females ...that creates a bottom of the ass camel toe like protrusion that mimics the vaginal camel toe.
Damn son....did you see the asseltoe on that girl?
asseltoe by Ultimattdoom December 29, 2015

assmelonker 

a person whos ass is way to big for there body
look at that assmelonker over thier.
assmelonker by mike rouch October 10, 2003

Assmellond 

getting gimped so hard in brawl you use an overused meme in a Shwerpy video
I just got Assmellond
Assmellond by Haevaof June 10, 2018