Hot Dog House 

a soft, cozy and slightly warm place where a hot dog lays during his final few minutes.

The death bed of my hot dog is in a hot dog house.

Hot Dog House by Sexy Curly-haired man April 17, 2013

Horse turd hotdog 

I made it up. It’s a horse turd on a hotdog bun. Up in the north during the civil war when soldiers were starving they would eat these

Dang that’s one good horse turd hotdog!

Horse turd hotdog by Defaultfance2000 March 16, 2019