Acute Lyrical Comprehension Syndrome 

ALCS is the inability to understand the lyrics of a song no matter the style. One may be ALCS positive when: he/she does not understand the meaning behind the words or when he/she just doesn't understand the words themselves.

You may have a condidtion known as acute lyrical comprehension syndrome or ALCS.

Acute Lyrical Comprehension Syndrome by Ni2k February 16, 2013