Smeltzphobia Share definition Flag The fear of being in the general vicinity of the creepy guy at work. "Hey guys, I got a case of Smeltzphobia. I am a little Smeltzed-out. Wilbur was just secretly peeping me from the distance." Smeltzphobia by Ohhh It's Craigy February 14, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Smeltzphobia mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch