Broltimatum

When a man is forced, usually by his bro, to choose between said bro and his girlfriend. Usually found strictly in heterbrosexual relationships.

John gave me the broltimatum. He won't hang with me unless I skip out on date night.

Broltimatum by Bromaldehyde January 10, 2013

bulltimatum

An ultimatum that is disregarded because everyone knows that it will never be enforced.

Husband: That's it, I've had it! If that kitchen is not clean within the next half hour I'll never have sex with you again!

Wife: Uh-huh, right.... You can't make it a week. Sounds like you just issued a 'bulltimatum'.

bulltimatum by Bryan Gilbreath May 9, 2011