Swirlpit Share definition Flag A person who smells of different things such as urine, stool, sweat etc. Girl 1: check him he's soo fit! Girl 2: eww get closer he's a swirlpit- disgusting! Swirlpit by bananaandcheese January 10, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Swirlpit mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch