Asbestos Newt Share definition Flag A very tall invisible lizard resembling a newt. Result of a newt being exposed to the chemical asbestos. "Yo dawg that lizard is HUGE!""That ain't no lizard man! Its an asbestos newt!" Asbestos Newt by Bapup November 28, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Asbestos Newt mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch