iwtcrmft 

Verb phrase:
"I want to cry real mother fucking tears."
This phrase is often used to describe a wholehearted, wailing cry session that one endures after making a detrimental mistake or is exceptionally emotional about a specific matter.

Responsible Friend: "Hey did you finish your housing application for next semester?"
Fucktard Friend: "Nope, and now I am homeless. IWTCRMFT."

iwtcrmft by ammialylaer May 6, 2020