spiolate 

to violate someone beyond the point of violation

i am going to spiolate you mum

spiolate by angelofsloth May 6, 2011

Spilates 

The accidental expulsion of bodily fluids during a vigorous workout session.

"Steve, can you mop up the Yoga studio? There's spilates all over the floor."

Spilates by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009