The Ruthless Hippo

The hottest hippo around, this hippo will knock your socks off and make you weak in your knees. Known to regularly roll around in the mud screaming random words no one understands. Capable of killing 100 humans in a single stomp, stay away from this hippo at all cost.

guy 1 "Dude!, did you just see that, what a ruthless hippo"
guy 2 "Yeah man the ruthless hippo totally made weak like jello"