Squilpie
Similar to or related to a wedgie but involving the anterior aspect of the underpants. A swift upward tugging motion of the frontal drawers. Typically evolves into an exaggerated amount of pain to the phallus, yam bag, or fur-burger depending on the gender in which the act is performed.
Hector: Dude my fucking pee-hole hurts!
Mario: What the fuck dude... did you bang some nappy dugout or what?
Hector: No dude, my fuckin homie gave me a savage squilpie last night. Luckily it missed my yarbles!
Mario: What the fuck dude... did you bang some nappy dugout or what?
Hector: No dude, my fuckin homie gave me a savage squilpie last night. Luckily it missed my yarbles!
Squilpie by Saddlebaggies August 1, 2010
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