Spam Pirate Share definition Flag A Pirate completely obsessed with Spam. Currently only one spam pirate is known in the 7 seas. ahoy thar! I be lookin for da Spam Pirate, she be guaranteein me safe passage on er *stabbed in face with sword* Spam Pirate by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Spam Pirate mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch