Fancy Cranker Share definition Flag A handjob from a girl from high society. Also the girl who gives said HJ can be a Fancy Cranker. I got a fancy cranker from the Jergens' heiress. Fancy Cranker by SaschiusSlay July 20, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Fancy Cranker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch