kludark Share definition Flag if a mans testicles hang lowere than their penis they are known as a kludark. thus assuming they have a tiny weiner Girl: was he good?Other Girl: well he was a kludark Girl: Tiny Penis?, Damn kludark by shewiw July 6, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the kludark mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch