H2Bloagie Share definition Flag the act of receiving a blow job while simultaneously eating a hoagie and being in a pool/body of water After the store, we went into the pool and my girlfriend gave me an H2Bloagie H2Bloagie by FForsaken July 4, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the H2Bloagie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch